Coffee beans. In a colander. No, I haven’t been roasting my own beans or anything fun like that, although I would like to try someday. I was going about my daily coffee ritual as usual yesterday. Boil water, dump coffee into french press, fill press with hot water, brew for ~5 minutes. But in a classic morning-stupidity maneuver, I forgot one crucial step: grinding the beans.

I grind and press coffee every morning. You’d think I would have the process down by now.